Dear Vice President Biden,
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what are you doing there, partner?
Sincerely,
Slider K. Shaftacular
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Slider,
Listen to your buddy Joe: it's not what it looks like! No one is safe in the world of smart phones with cameras, but I swear to God that it's Senator Carl Levin on the right-hand side of that CROPPED photo! Honest. Really! And I don't appreciate the accusation. I have always been and always will be a gentleman.
After everything you and I have been through this month! That's it, you malarkeyful jerk. I'm done with this shit.
Not your buddy,
Joe
P.S. Your Buddy Joe 2016!