True story.
Here's 10 other actual things that happened to me recently in the form of Slate Magazine article titles.
1. Help!: My Mom Called Me On My Birthday and Complained for Forty Five Minutes About My Brother's Marriage
2. I Bullied A Doctor into Prescribing Me Antibiotics for My Clearly Viral Illness -- Here's Why
3. Everyone in America Should be Watching Inspector Lewis
4. Our Parish Priest Makes Us Sing Liturgical Music that He Composed -- That's Unethical!
5. The Next Asshole Teenager Who Says "YOLO" to Me Just Might Get Punched
6. A Gentleman Doesn't Wear Deep Blue Scrub Pants and a Hoodie Seven Nights a Week
7. Stop Blaming Your Lack of Sex on Your Kids; Start Blaming Your Lack of Sex on Your Boss
8. I Wore My Wife's Pink Earbuds to the Gym Because They Were the Only Ones Left in the House -- And Everyone Looked at Me Like I Was Less of a Man
9. White Sox Fan: You've Reached Rock Bottom -- Adam Dunn Remains
10. There's Absolutely No Safe Place To Fart at my Office -- Will That Make Me Sick in the Long-run?
Here's 10 other actual things that happened to me recently in the form of Slate Magazine article titles.
1. Help!: My Mom Called Me On My Birthday and Complained for Forty Five Minutes About My Brother's Marriage
2. I Bullied A Doctor into Prescribing Me Antibiotics for My Clearly Viral Illness -- Here's Why
3. Everyone in America Should be Watching Inspector Lewis
4. Our Parish Priest Makes Us Sing Liturgical Music that He Composed -- That's Unethical!
5. The Next Asshole Teenager Who Says "YOLO" to Me Just Might Get Punched
6. A Gentleman Doesn't Wear Deep Blue Scrub Pants and a Hoodie Seven Nights a Week
7. Stop Blaming Your Lack of Sex on Your Kids; Start Blaming Your Lack of Sex on Your Boss
8. I Wore My Wife's Pink Earbuds to the Gym Because They Were the Only Ones Left in the House -- And Everyone Looked at Me Like I Was Less of a Man
9. White Sox Fan: You've Reached Rock Bottom -- Adam Dunn Remains
10. There's Absolutely No Safe Place To Fart at my Office -- Will That Make Me Sick in the Long-run?