Slider K. Shaftacular is angry at the world. Why? None of y'all mofos told Slider K. Shaftacular that growlers of beer had to be consumed within three days for optimal tasting experience. Admittedly Slider K Shaftacular was a little tipsy when he purchased his first ever growler of beer two days ago at a local microbrewery. It seemed like providence -- earlier in the day, Slider K. Shaftacular had gone to the local grocery store seeking his beloved pumpkin beer instead of trekking to his old reliable liquor store and "beverage education center". When Slider K. Shaftacular got to the grocery store on an early Saturday afternoon, all the pumpkin beer had been purchased. Four hours later, it seemed like a sign. No pumpkin beer at the grocery store then and rich, delicious microbrewed pumpkin beer now. Purchase the growler, Slider. Bring the orange deliciousness home with you, Slider. Save it. Savor it. Love it. Why is a jug called a growler anyway? Embrace your whiteness, Slider. Purchase the growler, Slider. That growler will hold on to that tasty beer forever, Slider.
Now two days later. Lonely and refreshed, near wild heaven with a growler of pumpkin beer. Slider K. Shaftacular is angry at the world for not telling him that all growlers are transient. Pressure pumpkin beer never tasted so good and so bitter all at the same time.
Now two days later. Lonely and refreshed, near wild heaven with a growler of pumpkin beer. Slider K. Shaftacular is angry at the world for not telling him that all growlers are transient. Pressure pumpkin beer never tasted so good and so bitter all at the same time.