You call me a Cafeteria Catholic? I dub thee Hypocritical, Self-serving Douchebags!
For those of you not aware of the debate, Cafeteria Catholics are defined by the following:
1. Faith not threatened by thought.
2. Thought not limited by faith.
3. Largely in favor of not freaking out about birth control
4. Largely in favor of not freaking out about gay people
5. Frequently personally opposed to abortion but not in favor of legislation against abortion and/or not so hung-up on the abortion debate that they can still prioritize other anti-Catholic realities like war, poverty and racism.
6. Generally don't assess the size, scope and worth of other people's Catholic faith.
7. Think it's creepy that Frank Underwood spit in the face of a crucified Jesus Christ statue, but unlikely to "write a letter" to Netflix.
Viva il papa.
For those of you not aware of the debate, Cafeteria Catholics are defined by the following:
1. Faith not threatened by thought.
2. Thought not limited by faith.
3. Largely in favor of not freaking out about birth control
4. Largely in favor of not freaking out about gay people
5. Frequently personally opposed to abortion but not in favor of legislation against abortion and/or not so hung-up on the abortion debate that they can still prioritize other anti-Catholic realities like war, poverty and racism.
6. Generally don't assess the size, scope and worth of other people's Catholic faith.
7. Think it's creepy that Frank Underwood spit in the face of a crucified Jesus Christ statue, but unlikely to "write a letter" to Netflix.
Viva il papa.
