Like many of you, I'm intrigued by the Sean Penn interview of El Chapo. Given this man busted Chris Rock's balls for saying that Jude Law was in too many movies, I was surprised that Sean Penn would seek out a murderous drug kingpin for a firearm side chat. More information will come out in days to come, I am sure.
The question we must all ask ourselves is "if I were a murderous drug kingpin, who would I want to come and interview me?" My thoughts are as follows:
1. Justine Bateman -- hot
2. Joanna Christie -- hot
3. Julie Christie -- even hotter
4. Jenny Lewis -- hot and talented
5. Julianne Moore -- because if I were a drug kingpin, I'd have evil goons at my command
6. 56 -- we could talk about our dogs and shit
7. Roger Waters -- take the opportunity to punch him in the face and say "David Gilmour says 'hi'!"
8. Kylie Minogue -- hot
9. Kerry Washington -- hot
10. Kate Snow -- hot
11. Peter Hook -- take the opportunity to punch him in the face and say "Bernard Sumner says 'hi'!"
12. my friend Rose -- chick had a kid and fell off the face of the earth
13. Kid Shay -- get him out of the Portland Bubble