There is just too much fuss in this world. Again my friends and supporters are up-in-arms about the fact that I will not be giving the Commencement Address at Knox College this year. Much like the Dean uproar, I am quickly called back from my place of meditation and repose to dispel allegation of injustice. I assure you all that the leadership of the College begged me to speak. But unfortunately, Saturday June 8th is a day that I am already booked to watch Star Trek on MeTV. This could not be changed on such short notice!
People: relax. Be happy. Soon and very soon, no more tears shall be shed by the banks of Lake Story.