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my wife is having an affair (in sbarrr format)

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Situation:  My 2 year old son repeatedly shouts "Go see Daddy!" while in my presence.  While we are playing blocks, while changing his diaper, while watching basketball.

Background: I am the only Daddy that I am aware of my son having.

Assessment:  My wife is having an affair.  Someone else is in my home when I am not and my son has evolved to call that person Daddy.

Response:  I am sad.

Recommendation:  Confront wife about the affair.  Ask her to stop.

Resolution:  Wife laughed in my face.  States that I am such an exhausting husband that the mere thought of carrying on an affair with someone else saps what remaining energy she has.  Score!

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