The situation:
My wife is an Indians fan. Though she deplores Chief Wahoo.
Half my friends are Cubs fans. And I've matured enough not to "hate" the Cubs anymore.
The plan:
Verbal affirmation of the Indians.
Textual support to my friends.
The possible outcomes:
Indians win the World Series. Domestic bliss.
Cubs win the World Series. No perceivable personal advantage.
The likely outcome:
Me in my '05 56 jersey on in the fetal position with many empty bottles of pumpkin beer surrounding me.
My wife is an Indians fan. Though she deplores Chief Wahoo.
Half my friends are Cubs fans. And I've matured enough not to "hate" the Cubs anymore.
The plan:
Verbal affirmation of the Indians.
Textual support to my friends.
The possible outcomes:
Indians win the World Series. Domestic bliss.
Cubs win the World Series. No perceivable personal advantage.
The likely outcome:
Me in my '05 56 jersey on in the fetal position with many empty bottles of pumpkin beer surrounding me.