Me: Which player's jersey are you getting for your World Series jersey? I think La Stella best fits who you are as a person.
My Cubs fan friend: None, I'm happy with what I have, but if I had to definitely Matt Szczur.
Me: Dude, you have to a get a jersey with the World Series patch!
MCFF: Are you employed by MLB shop?
Me: I'm your only friend with experience in these matters.
MCFF: This is true.